Things NOT to do if you're a customer at Wal-Mart

While I was at work last night I started thinking about all the things that really piss me off! In my head I compiled a little list of things not to do--well to me anyways, because they all piss me off in some little way.

• Absolutely do not throw stuff at me while i'm trying to get you checked out.
• Do not look at me while i'm standing at the register and ask me if i'm open..Clearly I am or I wouldn't be standing there. *there are lights, look at them!
• Do not stand there waiting to pay and pretend not to see the bags piling up next to you. I KNOW you see them! Put them in your damn cart!
• Don't walk into the line if I have no customers and cleverly say, "you were waiting for me!" haha...Not funny
• If you hit me with your cart- Say your sorry!
• Do not *while i'm standing in an aisle cleaning* pick something up and place it in the wrong spot, especially when the correct spot is right freakin next to me.
• Don't ask me where something is or the price on something and then argue with me when I show you.
• For the last time, do I look like I can swipe that through the crack of my ass and tell you the price. I'm not a walking register. I know i'm good, contrary to popular belief I do not know everything.
• If i'm standing at the very top of a ladder--DO NOT under any circumstances walk up to my ladder and proceed to shake it!
• Finally, do not call wal-mart and expect me to do your shopping...

I only place these rants on here because they've all happened to me! If you happen to do any of these to me you're liable to walk out with no gum, your bread smashed, and your eggs broken.

Have a nice day!