The Not So Itsy Bitsy Spider....

I almost dislocated my shoulder trying to get away from a spider tonight. I was working on my resume and out of the corner of my eye I see the arm of the couch moving, but as I straighten my spectacles I realize that it's not the couch, its a freaking HUGE spider. Ladies and Gentlemen this spider had to be the size of a quarter....well..thats big to me, and it was headed right for my arm. I let out a scream that probably woke the neighbors and Colby jumped up, "What's wrong, What's Wrong....?!"

"Ahhh....GET IT, it's huge....SHIT, shit shit shit....."
"Ohh Honey, that's not huge, it's a baby!"
"GET IT, GEEEEEEEEETTTT ITTTTT! HURRY IT'S Moving! *insert panicked scream here* HURRY it's trying to hide!"

In walks my superhero boyfriend, 'Colby the Right Hand of Justice', and annihilates the evil 8 legged creep with one crash of..... the box that held our called in dinner.

Like you didn't know...

And so it was said
that on the grand and glorious
eighth and extra day,
God did indeed create beer
to keep the Irish from conquering the world.

MISS MOO

This is Miss Moo at 3 weeks old. PRECIOUS! This little girl has really gained the weight. I love the bottom picture it looks like she's posing!!! Awwww.......I couldn't believe they had bikinis to fit her!

White Noise

Ok, I know I've talked about it in the past, but who here believes in ghosts? Who here believes in people trying to make contact with them? Raise your hand. A couple days ago I had a dream about my Uncle Daddy....I couldn't understand what he was trying to tell me, I could see him plain as day, but it sounded like we were under water.

Tonight my parents came over and informed me that my Aunt Beth had a missed call on her caller I.D from my Uncle Daddy. For those of you who know me personally, you'll understand why this baffles me.

Any thoughts?

Somebody is definitely watching over us....

La Hacienda

A rundown of all the things that have been going on since I've posted last. First things first , the new town house is really cool. We live very close to campus, and that's fantastic for days that you don't wake up in time to wash your hair. Everything is moved in and in working order, we can wash our clothes in our washer and dry our clothes in our dryer....who would have thought?!
A firecracker just went off in our front yard....at least that's what I'm calling it, I'm praying it's not a gun. People are soo festive here!

Today in Springfield, it rained really really hard and we've also discovered that the basement is not only a basement, it doubles as a swimming pool! See, I told you....it's so affordable. Yes folks, we are living the good life. Ahh....College Life!!


Moo is doing absolutely fantastic! She's gained a lot of weight and has a double chin....*everyone all together now...Ahhhh!!!!!

I was like, "AHH TURN HER OFF!!"

Wednesday night I had Miss Mag............ Overnight. She is the most beautiful baby I've ever seen, but one dirty diaper later I was saying, "You're too pretty for this! What happened?" At one point in the night I was changing her diaper and I look away for a second to grab a wipe and turn back around and It looks like Mag has installed a sprinkler system!

"Ahh COlby HElp!"

"What do you want me to do?!"

" I don't know, TURN HER OFF!"

So then we proceeded to change her outfit, and clean up the piddle that was now on our new carpet...*I love you Mag* Then we went for round two.

After our excitement little Mag was worn out, so she went fast to sleep. I slept on the pull our bed, with Mags next to me....Securely next to me. Every time she would Coo I'd be looking at her to make sure everything was ok. See its not just the crying that keeps you awake it's knowing that you have a tiny baby you're taking care of, so for the next eighteen + years of your life you'll never have a restful night cause you'll always be worrying. That's why I'm going to have puppies instead.

Around 1:45 she started to figet and I picked her up and gave her a bottle, then I decided to change her diaper, she whizzed all over everything again. So now it's 3:30, I've changed her outfit again, and I'm lying on a wet sheet- Wondering if I'll tell anyone about this.....You knew I would.

Mag is currently on her way to Ft. Benning, GA to see her daddy for the first time, I'm so happy for Stori and Miss Mag. It's family day in boot camp! Yeehaw.

Cheap Date Night Thursday

Well last night we went on our cheap date night. We really didn't have any crazy things happen like most cheap date nights, but it was a fantastic cheap date night. First we went to J Parinos a small Italian restaurant here in Springfield. The food was excellent, we had shirmp florentine with flash fried spinach to start off with. Colby had chicken marsala, and I had tilapia in a white wine lemon sauce. Mmm soo good.

We got to sit and chat just a little bit, then decided to go to Barnes and Noble to look at some books. While at Barnes and Noble we had some starbucks..A grande coffee for Colb, and a Vanilla Bean Frap for me. I bought: The Cement Garden by Ian Mcewan, it sounds to me like a very good book, I'm going to get that read before school starts on Tuesday. Oh and I also bought Women's Health magazine, I'm really serious when I say that this year I'm toning these thighs.



Oh yeah, and might I add that it wasn't really cheap date night, because it wasn't cheap. Colby took me to a fantastic dinner. I love my boyfriend, he's wicked cool.

Still Here..

Just a quick post to say i'm still alive. I've been so busy, we just moved and I love love love our new town house. NEW CARPET! Such a huge deal. Miss Mag Pie is absolutely the most beautiful little lady i've ever seen. She's gorgeous. I have tons of pictures and once I have access to them i'll be posting like crazy. She's a rockstar.

Yes or No? I found a little black shirt that says: My Mom Puts Out... I love it!

Couldn't you just eat her up?

Ahh its good to be a baby
Originally uploaded by Char-Marie.

Look at those lips! She is the most precious thing i've ever seen. The birth was amazing! She is very good natured...so far. She never cries, just looks around to see what's going on. She snorts too, which is adorable.

Ohhh man I love that little girl!

Look who graced us with her presence..

Lil Miss Mag Pie
Originally uploaded by Char-Marie.

Holy Crap! It has been a crazy two days. Last night at 6:00 pm Stori and I went into the hospital thinking that she was only going to have her cervix thinned. Little did we know...

Stori was supposed to get induced this morning around 6:00, but this morning around 5:00 she was dialated all the way to 10. This morning at 7:12 we had a little baby girl.

Maggie Marie * 7lbs 9oz * 20.5 inches long. She is absolutely gorgeous!


I'm an Auntie!!!

Cheap Date Night Friday

I'm aware that it is indeed Monday, but I've been busy. Cheap date night-Friday went pretty well. Colby and I hit up some more book stores in Springfield. I bought: House on Pooh Corner, Huckleberry Finn, Stellaluna, and Trump. We went to the 5.50 bin at walmart and bought the movie Basic, which is pretty good. We also took a walk around a park that we have considered getting married at next summer. Its a very pretty park with a rose garden attached. All in all a pretty perfect end to a pretty perfect cheap date night.

Oh yeah and we went to this one book store named: Book Jungle. It was SCARY. It had no windows, we walked in and there was a man sitting to our left and he spoke very very softly. Creepy. So we go into the "book jungle" Actually it was named rather well, because it was a freaking maze. It was very hard to get through on the itsy bitsy path. I felt like the farther I walked in- the farther I got away from freedom- and the closer I was to having some sort of bars slide down behind me locking me in. I was scared, but I managed to find the children's books, and Colby came around the corner and I started laughing....A nervous, I'm scared of the creepy soft spoken guy in the corner, can we go now - laugh.

Me: "heheheee?"
Colby: "Shhhh...he might kill us."
Me: " I know I'm getting that vibe too!"
Colby: "Let's go."
Me: "BUT look how freaking cheap these books are!!!"
Colby: "Sir, do you take debit cards?"

Creepy Side Show Guy: "No cash only please, or I'll be forced to grind your bones."
Colby: "Char-Marie he only takes caaassssh."
Me: "Are you Effing kidding? Look at all these books I have!" *they were stacked to my knees.*
Colby: "Aww well, some other time, let's go."
ME: "Ok.....But..."
Colby: "Let's go!"

I have a feeling that we'll never go back.

The Art of Pill Popping

I've always been a pansy when it comes to taking any sort of pill. Big pills, small pills, in between pills. Once when I was highly medicated, due to surgery, my mom came into my room with some ibuprofen. She handed me a smoothie and told me to take these pills. I proceeded to put the pills in my mouth and begin to chew. Now mind you that I was so drunk on meds to begin with that I didn't listen when she said "DON'T CHEW EM'!" Needless to say it was a horrible experience and I still remember it like it was yesterday.

Now I can't even take very very tiny pills. Here is what I recommend to help ease the pain. I walk into the kitchen grab the big bottle of apple sauce that Colby and I keep on hand and stand at the sink with it like it's a bottle of rum. I tip up the apple sauce jar and throw in the pill-one at a time is always the best route- Then normally I can't even tell I've swallowed a pill.

But...

Occasionally it back fires and I'm left in the kitchen with the apple sauce jar coughing and pounding my chest because the tiny pill, the itty bitty little thing has gotten lodged in my throat... Sometimes you never win.

Mag Pie

Another thing- Baby Maggie is scheduled to be born on next Wednesday, August 2nd.!!!! HOLY CRAP! I'm going to be an auntie very very soon!

Here's her sweet little photo. She looks just like ME! Look at those cheeks, don't you just wanna bite em'?

Thursday

Today is usually cheap date night, and I'm sorry to inform you that today will be look for a job day instead. Cheap date night has been set back until tomorrow, and it's my turn to pick what we're doing....So A little help would be awesome, cause all I can think about is finding another job!

The very hard part about finding another job is the fact that my school schedule was already made out for me with no way to change it because this semester is my last semester for classes and its block scheduling so basically the middle of the week is impossible to deal with!

Well Everything's Starting Off Ok.

Well this morning started off me stumbling out of bed, walking to the kitchen for my frosted flakes that I have EVERY morning before work. I took a big bite of frosted flakes with sour milk. Ehh. The milk said July 29th....someone lied, I'm going to find them.

Se Habla Espaniol.

Well, after careful consideration Colby and I have took a turn for places to consider for Peace Corps. We are really hoping for Latin America now. First of all you have the rain forest....That would be amazing. *I'll need lots of care packages of bug spray. The kind for really really big bugs.* Another thing to consider is Spanish. I've had 3 years of Spanish in high school, but if you don't use it you lose it. All I can really remember are all the "bad words". I'm sure some day those will come in handy. There is a guy that I work with named, Jorge, and every day I tell him to speak Spanish with me. I need to brush up.

I was in a used book store on Thursday and saw a program to learn Spanish in three months....I took Spanish for three years, and they're going to teach me to be fluent in three months? Coincidentally that's all the time you have to train for the Peace Corps as well.

A list of all the possibilities:

• Belize
  
• Bolivia
• Costa Rica
  
• Equador
• El Salvador
• Guatemala
• Guyana
• Honduras
• Nicaragua
• Panama
• Paraguay
• Peru
• Suriname
  
• 
  

LOVE IT

I found this surfing this blog:

Irish girls are unique in their character.
They're a combination of a girl, a mother, a hooker and a nun.
They go from Bambi to Banshee in 3.7 seconds.
They can bat their eyes or blacken yours.
They can love you with a passion and make you feel like a king.
Depending on their mood, they'll chastise you for drinking, or match you pint for pint.
They keep men from killin' themselves and each other.
Incomprehensible but indispensible, those Irish girls.

Friday Installment of Cheap Date Night Thursdays

Colby and I had about our 7th cheap date night since we decided to start having it. This time it was Colby's turn to take me on cheap date night. We went to Captain D's, which is great! I haven't been to a Captain D's in a long while. For some reason it is packed with older people all the time--but we had a great time. I had chicken and fish, Colby decided on shrimp and crab cakes...Mmm. I spilt ketchup all over me because I thought I could carry 7 of those cups filled with different condiments. I love getting those cups, but I think we went a little overboard.

After our fantastic cuisine we traveled to the $2.50 movies. This particular movie theater plays the movies after they've had the 15 minutes of fame. We picked out our movie and had time to go to a used book store across town, I bought: Charlotte's Web, and Bridge to Terabithia- Both fantastic children's books. Colby bought Life's Greatest faces or something to that nature- It was only 1.00. Then after shopping the bookstore for about 40 minutes we traveled back across town to our movie: Mission Impossible 3...Good in my opinion. After the movie we came back to the apartment where I enjoyed some Tin Roof Sundae.....I love that ice cream.

Dinner: $14.00
Movie: $ 5.00
Books: $ 1.00
________
$ 20.00

Seeing the look on Colby's face when I said I was hungry again: Priceless

Four Things

Four Jobs I've had:

1. Video Dynamics. It was my first real job. Basically I worked with 5 guys renting out videos all day. I also got in my first and last tanning bed there. I fried.
2. Mazzio's Pizza. I was the best damned pizza girl ever! I had a lot of fun working at Mazzio's. It was a dirty job--huh Mark!
3. Gadzooks- Yes I worked at the mall. Ehh! Christmas in the mall is enough to make me stick my hand in a blender.
4. Wal-mart. Enough said.

Four Movies I can Watch Over and Over:

1. Wizard of Oz. I loved this movie growing up. I still love it! I'm reading the book Wicked right now about the Wicked Witch of the West and how she became so Wicked!
2. Rat Race- This is a fantastic movie, and i'm not sure why I like it so much, it just makes me laugh!
3. Boondock Saints- LOVE LOVE LOVE IT! One of my favorite movies of all time, it NEVER gets old. Plus I'm Irish, what can I say?
4. What Dreams May Come- This is a great movie, I love thinking about what it will be like up there, I hope thats how it turns out.

Four TV Shows I Love:

1. Sex and the City. My absolute all time favorite! I have every season, and Colby and I watch them religiously...Oops sorry Colb!
2. Lost. Colby and I just went out on a limb and bought the first season without knowing anything about it and its awesome!
3. A&E City Confidential.
   
4. Survivor- I would love to be on that show!

Four Dishes I Love:

1. My Mom's Lasagna- SO good. Mim you're awesome!
2. My Mom's enchiladas--Again genius Mims!
3. Mary Beth's Chicken and Baked Potatoes!- Not a Dish exactly, but sooooo gooood.
4. Colby's Spaghetti! Mmmm.
   

Four Sites I Visit Daily:

1. Google Mail
   
2. Dooce.com
3. Sweetkindoflife.com
4. Facebook.com
5. smalltowngirl44.blogspot.com

Ok so there's more than four...

Four Places I Would Love to Go:

1. New York in the fall.
2. Ireland.
3. Japan.
4. Tuscany

Four Places I Would Rather be Right Now:

1. I'm absolutely content right where I am, but if I have to choose....
2. Eating dinner in a fantastic new restaurant in NYC
3. A Broadway Show....Any show...Anywhere.
4. Traveling Europe.
   

This Post is for Jill.

The other night at work I was having to work on the cash register....Go figure. It was very busy, it was very hot. I noticed that my very first customer was a lady in her late 60's wearing: Starting from the top this lady had rollers in her hair! IN PUBLIC! Her makeup was so incredibly dark...Think Mimi from Drew Carey. She had on a tube top, cut off jean shorts--basically the shorts were just TOO short (they were right up around her wahoo), and to top off her outfit she matched gray tube socks. *Tube top/Tube socks.....ONLY IN THE 70's!* The socks were pulled all the way up and matched rather nicely with a pair of pink canvas shoes. Where's Steven Cojocaru when you need him?

The customer directly after her was an Amish woman in her 50's with HICKIES on her neck! My first thought was Wal-Mart caters to everyone. My second thought: What else would they do with no T.V, Phone, Computer?