Man, school is really kicking my butt. Yesterday I got off work at 5 p.m and fell asleep shortly after on the floor of the living room. I woke up 2 1/2 hours later to Colby telling me we had to go pick up his friends computer. I pulled myself off the floor with the help of a lazy boy recliner and headed up the bathroom, when I looked in the mirror I threw my hands up in the air,
"Colb, I can't come with you!"
"Why not?"
"Well...."
I walk out of the bathroom. Laughter ensues.
"I fell asleep on your jacket and I have a permanent imprint of the zipper down the right side of my face! Not only that, but It looks like I've got a button on the left side of my jaw."
"Oh Char-Marie, he won't care if you look that way."
"Well, I do care. I look like got in a fight with a Ginsu!"
So we travel across Springfield, and we step into this guys apartment. I am trying my best to keep my head cocked to the left so my hair falls over the zipper gash in my face. Then Colby introduces me.... "Hey, Nice to meet you. Disregard the crease in my face. I fell asleep on Colby's zipper." (I fell asleep on Colby's zipper? Uhh... you didn't just say that!)
Sometimes I feel like I need someone to screen my mouth...blah blah blah!
2 comments:
Sissy,
On Colbs Zipper!!!! How funny.. You silly girl.. I hope you can finally catch your breath and get some well needed rest... Love you always,
Mims
haha AWKWARD! that's too funny. at least it wasn't, so i got my hair stuck in my bf's zipper... and a huge chunk out of ur head. now that would be funny. and that's not a real life example, i just made that up.
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